
Yesterday, while basking in the glow of sending in my final edits for Totally Twisted, I decided to finally tackle the near insurmountable pile of laundry that needed folding. I wonder if that is what most "authors" do? Do they the instantly jump to folding laundry when completing a project or is that only the stay-at-home Mom/authors? Hmmm... food for thought.
Anyway... something happened while I was folding the laundry. Well, several things actually. First, I realized I really should be folding laundry as it comes out of the dryer because Hello? no one wants to sit in the living room folding 6 loads at once. It is boring. Second, I was thinking to myself, "self, we haven't had a mindless funny blog post in ages, why is that? we need a good mindless funny blog post. wonder what we could write about?" Then it hit me...
OH.MY.STARS.I.NEED.HELP.
And no, not because I talk to myself, but I realized I need help from other Moms. LOL. Specifically, I need help from Moms with a skinny husband and a pre-teen son. Are you out there? Do you fit that description? Does your sister or sister-in-law? I may have you call her and ask her this question. Moms? How do you keep the underwear sorted in your house?
Yes, I just went there. I am asking about underwear identification.
Here is the thing... Ron wears underwear size "Mens Large" and Jacob wears "Boys Large". And that is all well and good when you are in the store buying said unders because the package tells you that's what you'll find inside the package. HOWEVER, when you get home and days or weeks go by since buying the unders and now it is time to sort and fold those unders, there is a problem. Read the tag and they both say "large"... that is it. The "Mens" and the "Boys" labels aren't there anymore!!
Apparently, three pairs of unders that were in Ron's drawer last week were actually Jacob's. And there is some issue boys have about having their boys in an area where other boys boys were located. If you catch my meaning. "Kerry, just hold them up side by side.", you say. To which I respond, "whatever... I fold the laundry, underwear is random in the pile, I am not hunting down pairs to compare to. I just fold and put it in a pile." And besides, they really don't look all that different in size if you ask me.
I thought I solved this problem by telling Ron he is wearing boxers, and Jacob is wearing boxer briefs, and Andrew is in tighty whities (only they aren't all white, he has lots of different colored ones). But unfortunately, Ron has a bunch of everything and it really only works to keep Andrew's sorted because, obviously, his "Boys Small" tighty whities are way smaller than Ron's. That and Ron doesn't where stripes.
So, what is a Mom to do?!? How do I keep them separate? I can't write names on the tags, because "OMG Mom, if someone saw that in gym, I would get mocked". Please, Moms, you must have ideas?!? And while you are at it... tell me where the hell all my socks are going, because by the end of all the folding I did yesterday, there were 11 single, unique, white, ankle socks AND 11 single, unique, white, tube socks, AND 3 single, unique, black, tube socks. That is TWENTY FIVE socks without a match!! How does that happen? Do you understand what that means?!? Not only does it mean that I am missing 25 matching socks, but it also means that some where in the house there is at something like 125 pairs of socks. Those packs of socks don't come as singles, there is usually at least 6 pairs in a pack. Who has that many socks in the house? At least half were "Hanes" yet, still, no matches. Honestly, where does Hanes come up with all these variations? Do they really sell 15 different types of white tube socks? Why do they do that to laundry washers around the world? Why can't all the socks be the same?
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?

On a completely random note... this necklace is called "Daintily" and was inspired by a necklace called "Delicate Donut" by Denise Peck in
Jane Dickerson's Chain Style (which I have three designs in, oh yeah!). If you haven't gotten your copy yet, GET ONE TODAY!! It is a must have.