Things My Kids Say

(lol, haven't posted one of these in a while)

This morning while making breakfast... me, Jacob & Andrew in the kitchen.

Me: boys?... you gotta be better about closing the upper cabinet doors. Me and Dad have been finding Rusty in the cabinets in the middle of the night, knocking out glasses.

Andrew: This cabinet won't shut. (imaging his index finger poking the knob over and over and over and over and over)

Me: it would close if you quit poking it, just close it nicely.

Andrew continues poking the knob....

Me: dude, stop...

Jacob: God Andrew... you are so... perpetual.

Andrew: huh? what is that?

Jacob: you just go on and on and on and on...